"Life of an unintelligent"- The story of a genuine unintelligent

"I am an intelligent enough to know that i am unintelligent"

I was born unintelligent. During my nursery days I slept over the ABC's and the PQR's...

I watered my bed, when they taught me the rhymes...i waited fr my father's scooter before the numbers took me fr a ride...

I got admitted to a good school, as my brother was intelligent and my father was intelligent not to leave me at my home...

teachers never scold me as i never answered them...

i was unintelligent enough to score D grade consistently..

class teachers where intelligent enough to rotate the student leader, for never I would have become one..

no one ever caught me in 'police-thief' game, as they were intelligent not to catch me...(even if i surrendered..)

i was unintelligent to compete all races in Sports Day, and to finish the last...(i was however intelligent enough to 'walk through' to win 3rd price in long jump at 12th year of my schooling..)

i was unintelligent to pass through the maths exams, inspite of getting tutioned

i was unintelligent to pass the entrance, however i was intelligent enough not to attempt it..

i was unintelligent not to get admitted fr history or english in renowned colleges, however my father was intelligent enough to introduce law to me..

i was unintelligent enough to understand law until 3rd year..my friends and faculties were intelligent to help me understand that...

i was unintelligent enough to score goals in football games, however i was intelligent enough to let others score it..

i was unintelligent enough to study 24/7 fr exams, while my friends where intelligent enough to study 7/24...

i was unintelligent enough to get placed, but was intelligent enough to get a job..

i was unintelligent enough to manage work, but was intelligent enough to make others work!!

this is what i am........

"i am unintelligent enough to write in an intelligent way.bt i am intelligent enough to let people read the unintelligent story... "